Lyricist strolls slowly toward the IDEA of an International AmCan DEBATE SHOWDOWN ... singing to the tune of "My Country Tis of Thee"

[SUNG TO THE MELODY OF
"MY COUNTRY TIS OF THEE"
(SOURCE:American Patriotic MIDI Files)

[VERSE 1] Will I subscribe to see Cutler's reality? Pay cold, hard dough? Twenty-five dollars to ac-ti-vate Show-time's brew of cable-programs, slight-ly blue ... and Cutler's show? [VERSE 2] Then each month, twenty more. What the hell ev-er for? (A-del-phia's broke.) Ev-en if I ... was on (not writing songs at dawn) I would-much-rather ... MOW the LAWN than watch this joke. [VERSE 3] I'm being mean, to-night. Spoiling for or-al fight: For a de-bate. Oxford or Cambridge hall: Let's try the case! ... Then all of those present ... make the call on Am-Sham-gate. [VERSE 4] What else is there to say in this blog ... any-way? We've said it all. What's missing is A VOTE. Find out just who's ... the goat: IS R-J GUILTY? ... On that note let's go to the mall.

While VERITAS is mysteriously traveling about ... maybe she can help orchestrate an international debate. In any case, she'll be back next week ... The week of TCA in L.A. for AmCan ...